AISubs v3.7
Yadozokuyanosu shibaydo!
Nujimegaruto!
Hey! Hey! Akikigarudoze!
Say yeah!
Everyone!
Do you remember what "Nippon On Air" is?
From September 20th, 2015 to the end of 2017,
only "Toukan On Air" submitted their own "Nippon On Air".
- That's amazing. - It started with just thinking about it.
It's that Iranian system.
I'm the one who got into a fight for 180,000 yen in cash.
That means it's 5,000 yen, right?
That's crazy!
It's been a while since "Nippon On Air" ended,
but I realized it had no meaning.
I looked at it and thought, "Huh? Isn't it funny?"
Everyone's living a stupid life.
"Tetsuya's been playing "monster" every day for a while."
"Monster" is bad, too!
There were various "Nippon On Air" games, so I chose one of them.
Have you all watched it?
There's no way you're wrong.
- It's a penalty game. - That's right.
In that case, there's a penalty game.
Isn't there a penalty game?
The penalty game is...
Every day on Twitter...
Before the end of the year, I guess?
You submit a "Nippon On Air" video.
Who did that?!
I'm jealous of you!
Here's the first one!
October 2nd, 2015.
- I see. - I'll read it out loud.
- Okay. - "School"
"Barumaru" moves the center.
"Sabuchao" uploads it.
"Taz" posts it.
"Tetsuya" is playing "monster."
What?!
What did you do?!
"Barumaru" moves the center.
October 4th, 2016.
"Tetsuya" is playing "monster."
"Center" was a popular word back in the day.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You just wanted to use it. - Yeah.
- I'm done! - Okay!
- From "Yumemaru"! - Okay!
"Teacher" finds out you're "center"!
- I see, you're making a video. - That's right.
- Yes, yes. - I see what you mean.
It's pretty much the same, but...
"Teacher" finds out you're "center", and "teacher" gets mad at "teacher"'s mother.
- Oh, that's not true. - No, it's not!
- It's about you, you know? - I know.
If you don't get this right, you'll have a hard time in high school.
That's true. I'll keep that in mind.
- I see. - Yeah.
Oh, but this is it.
The president calls you out of Tokyo.
It's December, when I took a break from playing golf.
- I'm sure of it. - Yeah, it's October 2nd.
- Oh, it's October 2nd? - Yeah.
Oh, then it's not.
The correct answer is...
- It's not there! - What?!
- Oh, it's not this one! - It's not!
- I'll read you the correct answer. - Okay.
- October 2nd. - Huh, this is...
The senior who passes the school teacher recruitment exam...
- Oh, that's it! - Oh, that's it!
Sabe-chan is a senior, and Tetsuya is a senior.
I see!
I'm not a senior!
- This is terrible! - So you weren't a senior!
By the way, on December 2nd, 2015...
I woke up in the morning and spent an hour...
Then I was called to the principal's office and I quit my job.
I'm a communist of Shokai Onya.
If you're doing a school recruitment exam in the morning...
Ping-pong-pong-pong!
The principal's office
The principal's office calls you in the morning...
And the students are like...
You're going to pass, right?
And you're like, "Of course not!"
You have a customer, right?
You have a customer!
Wait a minute!
And you get really angry.
You messed up the date.
The second story is by Tetsuya.
- Tetsuya! - "The second story is by Tetsuya."
On November 30th, 2015...
My mysterious identity as an employee...
Was that I wanted someone to welcome me home.
I set my passionate feelings on lyrics...
And told the world that I'm an old man...
And I set off for Tokyo.
Is there a reason for me to set foot in such beautiful Tokyo?
The future awaits me there.
And my hope is...
Next time...
It's going to be a whole bunch of firewood!
- "It's going to be a whole bunch of firewood!" - "It's going to be a whole bunch of firewood!"
- Hey! - "It's going to be a whole bunch of firewood!"
What's with that embarrassment?!
Don't write poems about Japan!
It's really embarrassing!
But back then...
When Tetsuya hated Tokyo so much...
In 2015, who was his first target?
It was Ryubi Gentoku.
Ryubi Gentoku, huh?
So, um...
Tetsuya made other stories...
And couldn't stand both crimes...
No, not yet!
HEEEEEY!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Next, let's have Ms. Insect Glasses.
I'm addicted to pocchiari and teriyaki.
Tetsuya, I'm addicted to pocchiari and teriyaki.
Next, let's have Ms. Sibel.
Next time, spend money on dating apps.
Last one is Ms. Yumeno.
Next time, Tetsuya, high-class firewood at Tokyo Station.
I don't know about that.
I didn't know about it, it was a little sad sentence.
I'll reveal the answer.
Firewood from a bomb, Ochinpo Seikyun, and Six Caliber.
IT'S A LIE!
Mr. Sibel's death was a lie.
What the hell are you talking about!
Explosion!
I think it's half a month before we say goodbye to you.
Oh, that's what you're thinking about.
Oh, I knew it.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
I see.
I can't say anything about this right now.
I'll give you three questions.
The first one is "Yume Maru no Nippon".
This is also November 8, 2015.
What were you doing in 2015?
Everyone was just getting used to it.
What were you doing when people weren't working?
No, I was just getting used to it.
Here we go.
I remember!
I remember that meeting!
You threw your cell phone.
What was it like at the time?
I was a student.
I know!
I got it!
Here you go.
"Demon no Shoukan".
Here you go, Shibuya-san.
Here you go, Yume-maru.
"Gouyoku na Tsubo".
You were wearing it at the amusement park.
"Asane wa Oshi", "Kazue", "Kojima Yoshi"…
You went to go-kun, but you ended up going to Goh.
You guys are so mean!
Damn it!
But still, each of you got points!
"Mushi" and "Temimori", you got 0.5!
Damn it!
"Kujo" and "Kyo" were different!
"Go-kun" and "Goh" were like "totsugi" and "gyutai"
"Goh" was like "totsugi" and "gyutai" and that's how hungry he was!
And then he threw his phone away and "shibihyoji" went home!
You can't have sex with "shibihyoji"!
But the final question is "white unicorn"!
This is bad.
October 29th, 2015.
What is this date?
When the date changed.
October 30th.
On my way to college,
happy bus,
how long can I use this word in its true sense?
While I don't want to be an adult,
my age and everyone's age
run like Tyson's game.
What is that?
Birthdays are like that.
You want to jump from the stairs of adulthood.
It was someone else's birthday and I felt it.
__________.
On the train, I suddenly said something,
and I was a little excited at someone else's eyes.
What?!
What is this?!
On the way back from college,
I said __________.
I don't know.
I have to imagine it now.
Okay, let's start with YubiMari.
I said __________.
Mr. Bug,
please.
I want to suck you in.
I shouldn't have said anything irrelevant.
Cambria Palace.
Isn't there one?
It is my wrong announcement.
You suddenly want to jump from the stairs of adulthood.
It is someone else's birthday and I feel it.
__________.
On the train, I suddenly said something,
and I was a little excited at someone else's eyes.
What?!
"Mr. Bug," 0 points! 8 points!
I won!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Seriously, what are you doing?
Look at your boobs!
Wow, you guys are amazing!
You guys are amazing!
I know, right?
We're talking about something simple with only six people in our house, but why is everyone doing something like this?
I know, right?
If we can't make a video with four people and one video, we can make about a hundred videos.
We can do this forever.
So, as a punishment game for Shibayu-kun...
As a penalty...
You have to tweet "Japan."
Damn it! I'm not good at tweeting "Japan."
You have to tweet "Japan" by 3pm.
Let's do it!
Shibayu-kun, good luck!
Okay!
Make Shibayu-kun mad on Twitter.
I'll make you $180,000.
You'll make it with money, right?
Make sure you say "Shibayu-kun, you're awesome!"
Okay!